Handlebar Muffstache 

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

Handlebar Muffstache by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

Handlebar Mustache 

It looks like and ordinary mustache except that once it hits the edge of the lip it goes straight down to the chin, though length may vary it does not connect once below the chin.

"This handlebar mustache is the best for giving Mustache Rides."

Handlebar Mustache by YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 6, 2012

Handlebar mustache 

A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.

That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.

Handlebar mustache by basher09 September 7, 2021

Mandlebar Mustache 

A midget pornstar.
Usually has a name such as Tripod and stars in such films as Itty Bitty Gang Bang

That handlebar mustache just had sex with that cat!

Mandlebar Mustache by Gherkin November 3, 2004

handle-bar mustache 

some one who had a mustache that exceeds their chin and just really sucks bad

someone gay

handle-bar mustache by bob December 5, 2003