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Hamburger Holer 

A male with a long, girthy cock that anally pounds with such vigor your ass is rendered like raw meat. Prolapse is not uncommon. Makes mincemeat out of that ass.
My Grindr date turned out to be a hamburger holer. I’m like steak tartare down there. I can’t sit.

It’s thanksgiving so my uncle will be coming for the weekend. He’s a hamburger holer and will come visit me about midnight. I walked funny for a week.
Hamburger Holer by Dick Onchin November 23, 2021
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Hamburger Hole 

When you wipe so much that your anus becomes raw.
Hamburger Hole by hilarioyo January 8, 2016