Yeah, I mean... It sounds like the Palestinians were being wildly oppressed by a Jewish ethno-state... I mean, 4 hours of electricity a day!?

Hym "Hey... Remember how I was all 'Hey, guys, if I'm going to be dehumanized and forced to live a life of privation there's no reason not to rape and murder a bunch of people?' You guy remember that? No? 'You get what you deserve?' Ringing any bells? It's fun to have the things I say validated by cause and effect over time. I probably could have told you that was going to happen, like...
If you've been reading this for a while... And you knew what was going on in the Gaza strip... The Hamas attack on Israel shouldn't be all that much of a surprise to you... I'm like a genius sociologists... And I told you that that would happen if you were doing the thing that was happening there, so.... Is that not the exact progression of events unfolding in the exact way I said they would unfold? You know what? I've crafted a little scene here. Hold on... I almost forgot... CORRECT AGAIN!!!"

Idiot 1 "Hey, man. You think dehumanizing and depriving people is gonna like... Make them want to rape and/or murder use?"

Idiot 2 "Nuh-uh! They're not going to do NOTHING (A thing my bitch ass brother actually said to me)!"

Hamas *Proceeds to do a hell of a lot more than nothing*

Hym "Which is why we should all be thankful I don't take myself as seriously as you all seem to take yourselves. So, in retrospect, which to you prefer? THIS or THAT? Did I do the wrong thing here? Nah, you love it. I was right. Thus was the CORRECT response. But unfortunately you're all not very amenable to reason and struggle to learn lessons. I blame a broad and general cognitive deficiency. So... Yeah... Correct again. Did you think for a second I wouldn't gloat? Did you watch the news and think 'Yeah, Hym knows better than to touch on THIS ONE, right guys?' Well... We can't all be right all the time. Only I can do that. And ONLY because I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
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