A huge clump of hair that nobody in their right mind would consider edible. Possibly supernatural, or possibly just freshly removed from the shower drain.
Watch out Minerva, if you leave a hair pancake out Reverse Santa will come early this year.
words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.
"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"