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hairy dana 

the act of teabagging your lady with all her hair over her face.
this is an especially shameful sexual act, and should not be attempted by first time teabaggers. to make the act as uncomfortable and embarassing as possible, one should try to get as much of the girls own hair in her mouth.
ted: i gave my girlfriend a hairy dana last night...

gary: how did she take it?

ted: pretty well, despite the fact that she'll be washing pubes and scrotum stank out of her hair for the next week..

gary: you're an asshole dude.

Hairy Jacky Danny 

My girlfriend has a Hairy Jacky Danny

Harry Daniels 

I just got kicked in the Harry Daniels.

I have a pain that goes from my Carrie Anus to my Harry Daniels.
Harry Daniels by Fvolfrine November 30, 2015

hair gel dandruff 

What you get after leaving hair gel in for a while and it starts to dry, white little flakes all in your hair. Common with dancers
Man, you've got some serious hair gel dandruff, go wash you hair?
hair gel dandruff by snappy.dragon December 8, 2016

hair dresser lap dance. 

when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.

when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.

then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.

after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.

at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.
Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??

Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.

Danger Hair

A woman with hair dyed in bright and exotic color(s) who is also crazy. A play on exotic amphibians and reptiles whose bright colors serve to signify to that they are dangerous (ie, poisonous).
Stay away from Zoey. She’s a danger hair— cute but crazy. Like a poison dart frog.
Danger Hair by BoobDole69 January 5, 2019