Hair pains 

(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.

Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!

Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!

Hair pains by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011

dropping hairpins 

To give hints that one is gay. Usually in the act of determining whether or not a person is safe to come out to. Also to see if an object of desire is also gay.

When I was talking with Jim, I dropped a couple hairpins, but I don't think he picked up on them.

dropping hairpins by eggie December 2, 2003

Hairpaint 

Paint for a kids hair.

2. What dads use to make their sons feel appreciated.

Son: Dad, do you care about me?
Dad: Sure son.

Son: Really?
Dad: Yeah. Do i have to paint your hair now?

Son: Yeah!
Dad: Alright, I'll go stir the Hairpaint. I'm going to paint your hair boy. Meet me in the garage.

Hairpaint by xion4 May 11, 2011