Hair Pouch 

A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.

Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.

I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.

Hair Pouch by JoeDimaggioes March 9, 2011

hairtouchers

1. Young and adolescent girls who love to handcomb, touch, feel, and play with another girls hair; usually takes place in a school environment, where the hairtoucher, sits in the desk directly behind the hairtouched. Not all girls like to be hairtouched.

2. Someone who likes to touch a shaggy dudes hair as purpose to annoy him.

3. Gay hairdressers.

That dude is braiding Melissas hair for her, he's such a hairtoucher!

Those damn hairtouchers are a bunch of gaytards!

hairtouchers by igotthedefs February 13, 2009

Hairpochondriac

When a man in his late 20's/early 30's thinks he is going bald.

"I swear my hairline never used to be this far back. Is my crown thinning? I don't want an egg in a nest"

"I wont suit bald, my head is a weird shape. Does this mean I have to grow a beard now?!"

"hey man quit being a hairpochondriac, it's not even that bad"

Hairpochondriac by Itisiphillsutton July 9, 2020