Hag Daddy

A certain individual prone to shouting inappropriate phrases in public settings, such as "fish jizz videos." When intoxicated, a Hag Daddy becomes obsessed with knowing whether or not people hate her, and has been known to demand others to carry her, to no avail.

Did you hear? Hag Daddy loudly referred to me as "Wet Daddy" at the party the other day. You know, now that I think of it, I don't think there was a single person at that party who didn't hear that.

by WetDaddy March 22, 2017

hag-daddied

when something goes soo far beyond haggard that it she forbidden. stems from "haggard".

i jst gripped the new Jay-Z, the album is soo hag-daddied

by sweet.skunk January 15, 2009

Hagdaddy

1. A close father figure to someone, and a breadwinner.

2. Someone who loves women and treats them with respect

3. Someone who enjoys cheese.

Wow! Your father is a real Hagdaddy! I'm so jealous!

by DVMP June 3, 2024

Hagdaddy

1. An avid and helpful volunteer in the local community who helps children with cancer feel better, through donating copious amounts of money to children's hospitals.

2. Someone who really likes cheese.

"Wow! You're a real Hagdaddy! Here's your Nobel peace prize!"

by DVMP June 7, 2024