Hacksmith

1.a. A lowlife scumbag, taking advantage of people who feel absent minded as it is for locking there keys inside there home or automobile.
b. Someone who charges government prices and does a half-assed job.
c. An inferior, wannabe Locksmith making good people pay prices comparable to the cost of a 38" TV, and only getting the box the TV is supposed to come in.
d. the company "ABC Lock and Key" in Phoenix, AZ
e.Any and all companies not employing licensed locksmiths

That hacksmith tried to charge me $460 for a key that MY company only charges $135 and he said it would take 2-3 hours when I know it should take NO MORE THEN ONE HOUR! (for most vehicles)

by Your Neighborhood AAA Locksmith April 29, 2008

Jacksmith

Mother fuckin beast of all trades.
The badassest motherfucker alive. Ever.
All knowing of everything right and holy and kinky.
A sexy man beast.

Holy shit donna look at that jacksmith over there.

by B. to da mother fuckin shaw. June 26, 2010

Jacksmith

regional noun
plural noun: jacksmith

1. Loud, raucous laughter with physical effects.
2. To be in a state of hysterical laughter without stopping, where your sides hurt.

"Oh no, Ryan's in a Jacksmith!"

"That comedian had me in a right Jacksmith!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Gacksmith

A Gacksmith is a person who is skilled at removing the cap from a beer bottle by using an item other than a bottle opener. Lighters, pens, sheets of paper folded many times and rocks are just a few of the tools commonly used by a skilled Gacksmith. An item used successfully by a Gacksmith is known as a Gack.

"What's the Problem?"
"I can't open this beer. It's not a twist off."
"Looks like you need a Gacksmith. I know a guy. He can use a dead mosquito as a Gack. The guy's a genius."

by woodfella February 14, 2009

Hackmitt

A super speed hacker who believes they stealth but not really.

Noooooo you can't just steal the elephant and hide it on the stove without anyone finding out, Hackmitt.

by Mr Pricewaters flying pillow August 17, 2010

hasmitha

A pretty, fun, smart, cool girl who everyone looks up to, she is a kind soul tho she may not look like it, she is also very popular and you cant look her in the eye because that's how pretty she is. She is also very talented and can do anything she puts her mind to

Person 1: that girl is so pretty and talented, I cant look her in the eye cus she takes my breath away
Person 2: she is totally a Hasmitha!
Person 1: act cool she's coming this way

by Briar._.Pastel December 18, 2021

A Jacksmith

a true giant amongst men, he is always the spark amongst dull company and a man other men look up to. A leader, inspiration and visionary, often found in call centre environments, a Jacksmith is the jack the lad, the lady killer and the one with the gallo's humour. Truly loved by one n all

I used to be a Jacksmith in my younger days, but i leave that to the pretty boys nows

by wordsmithguru September 2, 2015