Habby Slap

Habby Slap: When a man removes his penis from his pants and wildly starts slapping the female/male involved across her face causing severe orgasmic pleasure for the man but may cause bruising for the other person involved.

Jack: Aw man what were you up to last night?

Drew: Just habby slapping ure mum like crazy, that bitch can take a beating.

Jack: Rough dude.

Habby Slap by schlonger23 June 4, 2009

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Lucy habby slap

Lucy habby slap is where a female removes her breasts from her top and slaps a man/woman with her breasts. This causes great sexual pleasure for the man/woman. This can also cause severe damge to there face, depending on the size of their females' bosom or how hard she hits you.

Struan: Hey Habby wots wrong with your face?

Habby: I just got back from your mum

Struan: So... my mum beat you?

Habby: No she gave me a massive Lucy habby slap

Struan: MMMMM. not my fault ur harder, better, faster, stronger and bigger.

Lucy habby slap by HabbyLiton26 June 5, 2009

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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