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A weak pokémon that you never use but you keep it in your party because it can learn HMs that you don't want your good pokémon to know because generally, HM moves suck.

Examples of good pokémon bitches: Ratata, Bidoof, Nincada etc.
Pretty much either normal or shit grass types you can find in the beginning of each game.
All my Pokémon are level 70!....except for my lvl 15 Ratata. The only thing it's good for is bein my HM Bitch. Now if only it could swim and have wings....
by turtlesquire February 14, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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