HATM

Acronym for Heartless At The Moment.
After disappointment by disappointment when it comes to girls/guys,
and/or relationships and looking for something "good/special,"
you decide to take a hiatus on love, and be heartless.
Does not mean bein a playa or "playing around" with people's feelings.
Means giving the cold shoulder and not wanting to deal w/ relationships

J Holiday - Be With Me
"You be givin me the coldest shoulder, cause you don't want your emotions takin over"

Guy1: Hey, so are you still talking to Linda?
Guy2: No... Says she don't know what she wants & doesn't wanna get hurt again.. yet she's talking to asshole guys. I'ma be HATM.
Guy1: What about Ashley? She seems nice & seems to have a thing for you.
Guy2: HATM.

by JustSomebodyyy October 3, 2009

Hatman

The mysterious dark hatted apparition that many DPH/deliriant users see in their drug-induced nightmare come to life.

Guy high on Benadryl: ah fuck it's the Hatman!

by K-Dogg1 January 19, 2020

The Hatmaker garage sale

When you steal from work, or others to make a profit at the flea market.

Has anybody seen my hammer this is the third one thats gone missing in a week.

Yes, I believe two of them are at The Hatmaker garage sale!

by ToneMan08 March 23, 2017

Russian Hatmaker

During anal stimulation, the woman uses her tongue and teeth to remove any hair and dingle berries from the man's ass, and proceed to make a fur hat with the anal hair.

Tom - " Nice hat man"
Joe - " Thanks man, my girlfriend made it for me"
Tom - " No shit, is that hair?"
Joe - " Yea man, Sally pulled a Russian Hatmaker on me last night"

by Ron Mcfondaled October 18, 2009

Portuguese hatmaker

(Noun) used to describe some idiot who works too hard with minimal outcome for his/her efforts. working long hours, no sleep, no money. just living a dumb ass life.

Sweet Life James, you work like a Portuguese hatmaker!

by theben86 October 18, 2009

Hatmaker Effect

The Hatmaker effect is what happens when a guy falls hard for a girl that is gorgeous, funny, sweet and just all around amazperfectness. Once the Hatmaker effect has taken ahold of you i would advise to just let it happen. Side effects include deep emotions for a girl, wanting to do something special for them as much as possible, loss of appetite, constant dreams of her, and perhaps on rare occasions the sharing of a furry friend between you and a girl. The Hatmaker Effect has no cure and will stay with you until the end of time.

Christopher: Bro i cant eat and i have been having these weird dreams about a girl. Whats wrong with me?

Luke: It sounds like the Hatmaker effect to me bro.

by Just An ACC Student April 30, 2011

Hatmaker

The definition of Hatmaker is after anal sex you let the fecal matter on your penis dry up and you take the shit cap off and make her where it has a hat.

"Baby clean your hair and open your butt i feel like giving you a Hatmaker right now"

by Nick sawyer June 13, 2007