Skip to main content

Gweilotine 

A portmanteau of Gweilo (a common Cantonese slang term for Westerners. In its unmodified form, it applies on the light skinned people and has a history of racially deprecatory use) and guillotine (a machine with a heavy blade sliding vertically in grooves, used for beheading people)... you get the idea
Mike smoked marijuana while on vacation in China, was caught by the authorities, and was immediately sent to the gweilotine, without trial. Be smart. Don't be like Mike.
Gweilotine by A100NZ June 6, 2018
Gweilotine mug front
Get the Gweilotine mug.
See more merch

Lap Guilotine 

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.
Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine
Related Words