Guy Fuchs

The actual name of the COO of Wells Fargo during some seriously dark times for the institution.

Variation of "This Guy Fucks" from Silicon vally.

Can be used as a verb as well "Dude, you absolutely Fuch"

Reymondo: "Hey - just learned that our Irish buddy switched all his banking over to WF"
Flowbro: "That Guy Fuchs"

Guy Fuchs by Flowbro_K July 25, 2019

This guy fucks 

Meaning this guy/girl gets it done. They know their shit and they are a boss.

Dude that guy chugged 3 beers in a row. This guy fucks!

This guy fucks by Greenmachine07 May 14, 2016

that guy fucks 

This means that a person is so cool, swagged out and put together, that they must get a lot of attention/interest from other people and may have lots of sexual partners.

"Wow look at him, that guy FUCKS!"

that guy fucks by Chlopdx November 25, 2020

This Guy Fucks 

This expression is used to describe a person who, while appearing to be the antethesis of everything cool, hot or sexy, nevertheless gets laid more than a veteran pornstar.

It is a lable reserved only for those who are the top 1% in terms of both frequency of sex and number of sexual partners. It isn’t enough that they get laid more than one would expect. No. The person must be getting laid in amounts far in excess of anything beyond comprehension.

What’s more, the lable is only appropriate if person to whom the lable is directed is completely unassuming or apparently beta. It’s not enough that the person gets laid a lot. They have to get laid a lot and equally appear to be the exact opposite of someone who ever gets laid.

Ron: George Costanza is short, fat, bald, nerd. I wonder if he has ever been laid.

Jerry: You’re kidding right!? That Guy Fucks! That guy has fucked over a thousand girls.

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The character Jared on the show Silicon Valley, is a weird quirky nerdy modest by-the-book prude. The character is the complete opposite of someone who appears to regularly have sex. In fact, the character is almost a romantic who is likely to have a single life-long partner. His friends and co-workers have no clue that Jared has a secret life of Fucking until it is revealed several seasons later that “this guy fucks.” When the main character shows up to Jared’s apparently he finds him inundated with pussy. Told ya! “This Guy Fucks!”

This Guy Fucks by Cumdumpster33 June 12, 2018

Guy Fucks Day 

It’s a day to celebrate the Guy. He knows who he is.

Happy Guy Fucks Day! What’s the dude’s name who is Matt on Avenue 5?

Guy Fucks Day by dingusmaximvs January 3, 2024