Gurdaman

A person who sits at their computer all day masturbating and smelling their own farts, a gurdaman also watches gay shit like keeping up with the kardashians. Can also be used to describe real bad gas after ten pizzas.

Guy 1: "Oh man, that food is fighting it's way out"
Guy 2: "Ah dude, you just pulled a gurdaman!!!"

by ponti57US January 14, 2015