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Cognitive dissonance in relation to gun facts.

After being shown gun facts which contrast with their beliefs, people who support gun control frequently choose to remain in a state of denial, rather than be open to a new perspective. Their resulting behavior can become childish, aggressive and/or irrational, marked by yelling, name-calling, throwing a tantrum, and/or threatening violence. GunCog is basically anti-gun brain fog. By choice.
Why ya gotta be so guncog? All I did was show you a graph about failed gun laws. Please halt your aggression, stop yelling at me, take a deep breath, and rethink the facts.
GunCog by Lady_Lexicon September 20, 2017
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the Gundog has been previously trained in the rowdy chug.

the Gundog has been known to black out before sunset.

the Gundog is a trained fighter of post-bar brawls.

the Gundog was well known in Champaign-Urbana for the purple rocket.
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