Gummy Bears

Gummy Bears are the root of all evil. They have slowly succeeded in their attempts to take over the goverment as they have made school hours longer and made education compulsory till age 18. Virtually indestructable, Gummy Bears will rule the world.
Biting off heads, running over with cars and jamming them in draws do not work. Gummy Bears can break freezers too!
by Steph&Chels August 29, 2008
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Gummy Bears

Words to describe a turbulent flight (which was bouncing here & there & everywhere)
I spilled my drink all over me when the flight got all goddamn gummy bears.
Holy shit that flight was gummy bears. I thought we were gonna die!
by bizzaro14 June 28, 2010
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Gummy Bears

The act of an old person taking out his/her dentures, and chewing on someone's arm and/or hand, the gums giving a squishy feeling on the victim' arm or hand is what gives it the name "gummy bears".
Jimmy: Dude, you look like you've been traumatized. What happened to you?
Erik: My grandfather gave me gummy bears when I told him that I didn't want him to keep buying me books and prune juice as christmas presents.
by I Hate Making Pseudonyms May 28, 2012
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gummy bear

A gummy bear is the most amazing person on earth, they're sweet caring and funny. They also give great hugs and are really comfortable to sleep on.
You're a gummy bear
by noodlesssssss September 24, 2019
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Gummy bear

The gummy bear is commonly found in brightly coloured plastic bags and while often hunted to the brink of extinction, their intricate mating rituals have never failed to restore their numbers.

In an unnatural habitat, the wild gummy bear submerges itself in nearby glasses and can take up almost four times its own weight in water. This process, while increasing the size of the bear by the same figures, sadly renders it inedible.
"Look at the size of that yellow one! It must have spent the last two days in that lake!" - Steve Irwin on gummy bears.
by urglegurgle November 30, 2009
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gummie bear

Tall, dark and handsome and amazing in the sack...
"Hell yeah check him out, wouldn't mind gettin' me a chew on that gummie bear!"
by Peppercornage January 12, 2009
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Gummi Bear

A toothless gay man of the bear variety who gives excellent head.
Damn, that gummi bear can suck a mean sausage.
by Gum-Bi May 01, 2010
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