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Guitar Dick by Guitar Dick September 8, 2018
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Dick Guitar
dick guitar, jamming out on your peepee. dick guitar is when your most likely pissed on some of that firebreath that your like "eey fuck it, im gonna play guitar on my wang hole" 'day later your sore because you needed it to sleep.
Dick guitar: man im at my peak i might as well job it off for the night,.. time to jam down a solo for bed.
Dick Guitar by sapain school only grains June 12, 2018
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Dick Guitar
Dick guitar is when a person grabs a penis and pretends to strum it like a guitar. The 'Guitar' can be substituted for another instrument such as the violin or drums.
Hot girl flirting with guy: "I play guitar you know."
man thinking: 'I'm sure you'd like to play some dick guitar too.'
man thinking: 'I'm sure you'd like to play some dick guitar too.'
Dick Guitar by Bab Sang Pyo July 17, 2009
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