Grotexual

A combination between grotesque and sexual, usually describing weird/disturbing sexual fetishes.

Dude, how was it boning Sally last night?
God it was the worst. She had this insane grotexual fetish in which she wanted me to finger her using her severed grandma's hand...

by Buttereddiamonds January 2, 2014

gyrosexual

someone who gets horny for green things

Person 1, you're a gyrosexual creepo

by HORNYGREENMAN January 17, 2017

Gyrosexual

A person with a strong sexual attraction to people, things, or animals of the colour green

Matthew you can't shove a green marker up your asshole! YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL

by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017

Gyrosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the colour green.

Gyrosexual Jason: *moan* oh ya. I wanna fuck this cucumber all night long. *slurp*
Fucking Billy: Holy shit guys. That girl with the green hair is so hot. (the green haired girl looks like this: bitly2kcAAO2)

by GyrosexualDegenerate January 21, 2017

Gyrosexual

A gyrosexual is a person who is sexually aroused by the colour green and

MATTHEW!! Stop trying to have hardcore anal with cacti they aren't interested... (sigh) you dumb gyrosexual.

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 22, 2017

Gyrosexual

People (mostly named Matthew) who are easily sexually aroused by anything of the colour green

MATTHEW!!! It's not okay to shove whole avocados up your dick hole... you stupid gyrosexual

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 27, 2017

gyrosexual

When someone has a strong sexual attraction to green things, people, animals, etc...

me: matthew why did you give shrek a blowjob

Matthew: because im a gyrosexual

by ilikegreendick February 21, 2017