A Gringo Frijolero is a Latino that acts white. Literal translation is white beaner. As in despite how white you act your still a beaner, just a white beaner. It is synonymous with other terms describing self-hating Latinos, such as Vende Patria, Vendido, or Coconut.
(Salvadorean immigrant living in the US) "Im not Salvadorean, I am American."
(His Aunt visiting him from El Salvador) "You just a Gringo Frijolero."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.