Grigoryeva

The state of preferring pie time over sex, often as an excuse to avoid it. People who possess such attribute are often found near a fridge.

Hey look! It's that chick that ran to the fridge when Danny wanted to get it on with her.
Yeah, she's got grigoryeva.

Grigoryeva by Bobalaron February 26, 2009

Dirty Grigorievich 

It looks like "dirty Sancez", but Dirty Grigorievich is a slavic sexual situation, where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the womans starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip and across her forehead, giving her a thick shit moustache and a thin shit combover. After that, you need to say: "I am a child of Belarus!". This is the Dirty Grigorievich.

Svetlana was so dumb that she didn't even mind when I gave her a dirty Grigorievich!

Dirty Grigorievich by 7_fing February 7, 2024

Dirty Grigorievich 

It looks like "dirty Sancez", but Dirty Grigorievich is a slavic sexual situation, where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the womans starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip and across her forehead, giving her a thick shit moustache and a thin shit combover. After that, you need to say: "I am a child of Belarus!". This is the Dirty Grigorievich.

Svetlana was so dumb that she didn't even mind when I gave her a dirty Grigorievich!

Dirty Grigorievich by 7_fing February 7, 2024