A rare skin condition where the body has a uncontrolled allergic reaction to clothing of any type. Victims of this strange disease are forced to wear the bare minimum; usually resorting to mere speedos.

Also see Taylor Lautner Syndrome
Due to his greg-zema, Greg was forced to run through the library with only a speedo on
by thewinningsheen May 5, 2011
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