Green Polo Friday

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Green Polo Friday is a term to describe the habit of insecure, ill-experienced co-workers attempting to strengthen their morale and unite through matching apparel. Interestingly enough, in the act of attempting to become more formidable as a group, the Green Polo's typically choose to represent themselves with the very color associated with employees who are "inexperienced" or "new".

-"Did you see all the rookies in the break room??"
-"Yeah, looks like it's another Green Polo Friday..."

-"Boss, you gotta do something about these Green Polo's... It's mayhem out here."
-"Hang in there. As long as their collars aren't popped, we're OK... Once that happens, then we're in trouble."

Green Polo Friday by The Enf0rcer July 29, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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