Greedlord

A person, who claims not to be ready to drink a beer with his/her friends, because he or she is already wearing a pyjama.

You: "Hey man, let´s go down to the bar and have a couple of beer to celebrate the day!"

Greedlord: "Naw, man... I´m wearing my pyjama already and I´m to lazy to change my clothes or get up of my bed now..."

You: .__________________________.

Greedlord by Jay Whygrytz April 30, 2012

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Greenford

A suburb of West London. Basically the middle ground between Southall and Northolt. Passion Jerk Centre is cool though.

There's nothing to do in Greenford you have to either go to Ealing Broadway or Wembley for anything decent

Greenford by rubiconaddict March 25, 2022

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greedtard

A contraction of the word greed and retard; someone who is greedy and retarded

"Yo Jean lemme get that box!"
*Jean opens the box*
"DON'T OPEN IT YOU GREEDTARD*

greedtard by Nuke187 November 8, 2022

greedtard

1. Billionare

2. A person whose greed is so stupid they ruin everything around them

3. A selfish sack of shit wrapped in vaguely human skin who hoards resources, wealth, knowledge, or any other societal benefit regardless of their monetary status

Elon Musk is a top tier useless greedtard and waste of resources

greedtard by AlienAntFarm July 8, 2025

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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