The REAL name for the online auction giant that will hopefully soon self-destruct. They have increased the final value fees so much, sellers can no longer afford to sell, hence the new name
2. Moldy scrotum that results from your girlfriend putting her hand in a bag of shredded parmesan before stroking you mercilessly. (Cheese may or may not be from Wisconsin.)
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.