The REALname for the online auction giant that will hopefully soon self-destruct. They have increased the final value fees so much, sellers can no longer afford to sell, hence the new name
2. Moldy scrotum that results from your girlfriend putting her hand in a bag of shredded parmesan before stroking you mercilessly. (Cheese may or may not be from Wisconsin.)
Don't invite that Greenbag to our superbowl party!
I told him to go wash his Greenbag before he came back to bed.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand