The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuckmade this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.
At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.
The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.
John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?
Jason: No!
John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!
OR
Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.
A fat greasy fuck who lives in his asshole and jerks to himself using the snap chat girl filter.
Person 1:Hello and welcome to Denny's what would you like Person 2: I want a number 69 GREASY BORGER please Person 1: Cumming right up
Person 2: "ENGULF"
a cheese burger that is so greasy the cheese is wet and slimy and the grease is saturated through the bun and wrapper, usually served by pimplefesters who work at crackdonalds
Hello pimplefester how many crackdonald's greaseburgers do I have to eat to get a complexion like yours?
well you can eat 3 or rub one directly on the skin.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.