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Canadian Grappling Hook 

During the act of kicking someone in the balls you get you foot lodged behind their sack and pull towards you, acting as a sort of grappling hook.
When Jordan was pissing Steve off, Steve Canadian Grappling Hooked Jordan which immediatly caused him to shut up

grappler 

Someone who is proficient in any form of martial art which emphasizes grappling ("grabbing" or "wrestling") such as wrestling, judo, ju jitsu, sambo, pankration, catch fighting, wrespon ki bo, greama, etc.
The boxer Milo Savage was totally unable to harm the grappler Gene LeBell in their 1963 Salt Lake City bout.
grappler by Russ Lear July 20, 2009

Guard (Grappling) 

The guard as it's called in grappling disiplines such as Brazilian Jiu jitsu or Sambo; is where one lies on his back
holding his or her opponent's trunk with there legs.
From this position it is possible to attack your opponent
with joint locks, chokes,strikes or sweeps/reversals.
It also is possible for the person in the top position to effectivley strike inside the guard.
If you are taken to the ground with your opponent coming down on top of you. It might be best to assume a type of guard, instead of trying to turn your back to him or allowing him to fully mount you.
My opponent connects with a right hook knocking me off balance. Seizing his chance he charges and tackles me in an attempt to take me down and ground N pound me.
As we hit the ground I Close my legs tightly around his hips thus forming a closed Guard (Grappling). I cup the crown of his head with one arm and under hook his arm with my other. I suck him in close to me. By breaking down his posture I can better inhibit (But not take away) his ability to strike than if he had me fully mounted.
Guard (Grappling) by Strider777 January 16, 2008

Mississippi Grappler 

When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.
I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.

party-grappler 

1. A failed MMA fighter who's reached his mid life crisis and chooses to grapple with cans outside the ring at parties

2. One who chooses to roll around with the same sex at parties due to homosexual tendencies and/or lack of testosterone

3. A person over thirty who trolls message boards bragging about his career as a party-grappler, has no stand up fighting skills
party-grappler with no stand up fighting skills, usually spends his life online trolling message boards
party-grappler by Havenite April 10, 2010

grappling baby 

A Mexican baby that is launched into America from a mothers uterus in Mexico so the mother can use the umbilical cord to climb over the boarder.
You see Raquel over there, she used a grappling baby to get over the border, her son Jose is still retarded from it.
grappling baby by tvet0013 December 15, 2011