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Grandma Balls 

A pair of incredibly wrinkly, sweaty, hairy, juicy testicles that only dwell on the douches of grandmothers. They are common on fat asian and black grandmas. If you think grandma balls are hot, then your very high or just a fucking freakass.
Holy shit Carter! Those grandma balls were really fucking nasty!
Grandma Balls by Logster29 April 25, 2012
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Grandma sweaty balls 

Big black saggy balls across your face from your grandma
My grandma sweaty balls put across my chin

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

grandpa balls

droopy balls often associated with the elderly
some loser gave her an arabian mask with his dirty ol' grandpa balls
grandpa balls by Bill K March 23, 2007

greasy old grandpa balls 

an old man that is so old he looks like a crusty old shriveled muffin with oldman clothes on it and youjust want to yell at him bcause he keeps talking about the new sex shop that just opened up but he cant hear you anyways because he forgot to put his hearing aid in cause hes stupid and cenile and needs to go to a home but his family cant afford it and you wish a dog would just attack him and put him out of his useless decrepid old man misery cause he hits on your freinds and its creepy cause hes dirty and old and needs alot of help. this is a greasy old grandpa balls
that greasy old man that is walking around but shouldent be walking around cause hes too old.
your grandfather!
greasy old grandpa balls are dirty and old!
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