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guv-fag
1. One who runs the nation (into the ground) while really going by his or her own agenda. In modern times, the Govfag is celebritized by the media (controlled by Govfags) and spends the majority of his or her time by limiting the freedoms of the people, abusing powers, indulging in prostitution, enjoying corruption, and by thinking of how many different ways he can waste tax-payers' dollars. Govfags come in all shapes and sizes, but are usually rich, close-minded, and completely clueless on what is best for the majority of nation. Govfags live in excess and are adept at lying and embezzling.
2. One who should fear the people and imminent revolution.
"I find it ironic that the Govfags are perpetuating and implementing the same essential tyranny that the forefathers fought for freedom from."

"America: Land of the free*...and home of the Govfags."
*terms and restrictions apply

"My computer is running slow. It must be the Govfags invading my privacy."

"Fuck democracy!", proclaimed the Govfag.
Govfag by AnonymousWasTaken September 23, 2012
A gofag is a user using GoAnimate that acts very immature, makes grounded videos, assaulted videos, executions, etc... they even make bad videos out of other users and they call whoever they hate "bad users". And they keep sending grounded threats to anyone who gives them criticism. Some of them are part of "police groups", such as the UTTP or the VGCP.
Mature goanimator: Can you please stop making grounded videos? They are so cringy.

Gofag: YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 17273273737238723823832 YEARS FOR TELLING ME TO STOP MAKING GROUNDED VIDEOS!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW, BAD USER!!!

Mature GoAnimator: Um, you're not even my dad...
Gofag by Microsoft Bacon July 16, 2018
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Second wave GoFag 

A typically spastic Go!Animate/Vyond user on Vyond (back then as Go!Animate) that idiotically believes Alvin Hung is poor and needs money when in reality much to the blindness of those guys, he is a greedy ass cheapskate with a shit ton filled with money.
"Oh holy crap, this won't be fun... I am really aware of the second wave GoFags coming after me saying that Alvin Hung is poor when he actually isn't, are they just blind or something?"
Second wave GoFag by MattGuy November 6, 2018
n. A term used to replace Gonzaga Highschool in D.C.
Often used by people in neighboring public schools or boys who didn't get in.
Boy 1: Dude, Gonfaga is so fucking gay, everyone who goes there is a fag. Hence the name.

Boy 2: Like I haven't heard the term Gonfaga a million fucking times. Get a new joke, asswipe.
gonfaga by Sue Pirnova May 15, 2008

Secondhand GoFag 

A toxic secondhand immature kid who likes to make grounded videos, reaction videos W/clips (USER) videos, etc.
Oh no there’s a secondhand gofag on the loose!
Usually used when an Atheist is frustrated with a religious person and cannot reason with them.
Jorge-"YOU CANT PROVE THAT THERES NO GOD!"
Ben-"SHUT THE FUCK UP GODFAG!"
Godfag by (^-^) March 12, 2009
What’s up you goofag
goofag by cripsycrabsoap November 3, 2021
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