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Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.
by The Rusty Shack January 06, 2014
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