A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch
goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch
goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch
goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "
Smegma soldiers".
In the battle of smegtown in 1756
BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the
smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil
war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the
smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch
goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the
smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-
crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch
goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
