Gootch Pearl 

The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.

Damn fatass got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat fuck.

Gootch Pearl by Farty McCrablice November 9, 2008

gooch pearl 

The result of when one goes commando and then chooses to wear sweat pants in which the lint from the sweat pants attaches itself to the hairs of ones gooch and are caked on with sweat and shaped with ones leg movements.

Guy 1:" What are those little lint balls that come out of your gooch when you shower?"
Guy 2:" Those are gooch pearls my friend."

gooch pearl by Twatermelon February 28, 2015