The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.
by Farty McCrablice November 9, 2008
Get the Gootch Pearl mug.The result of when one goes commando and then chooses to wear sweat pants in which the lint from the sweat pants attaches itself to the hairs of ones gooch and are caked on with sweat and shaped with ones leg movements.
Guy 1:" What are those little lint balls that come out of your gooch when you shower?"
Guy 2:" Those are gooch pearls my friend."
Guy 2:" Those are gooch pearls my friend."
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