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Goonfleet is an Eve-online corporation that is also the executor of the GoonSwarm alliance.

Goonfleet is renowned for its' extensive wikipedia page, its' mass recruitment of people from the Something Awful forums, and the stupidity of most of its' members. Currently, it is also known for boring its' members to tears due to the BloB war.

Goonfleet is kinda like a stratified pyramid, with smart people at the top and some really dumb people on the bottom who aspire to be smart and funny but are really off the mark a lot of the time.

All the same, a real cool bunch of people if they're not trying desperately hard to be funny.
I think he knows what goonfleet is. Goonfleet is the mob.
Goonfleet by FYAD Terrorist March 17, 2008
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A large gathering of bogans in the middle of the night in a suburban area. They participate in goon activities and plenty of goon consumption.
Goons: “GOOOOONFEST! GOOOOONFEST!”
Mum: “What is that racket? It’s 2 in the morning!”
Jimmy: “Sounds like someone’s having a goonfest, mum. Bloody bogans!
Goonfest by numbaonegoon August 19, 2018

Goonmeet 

A meeting of members of the Somethingawful Forums.

Not every member is present at a Goonmeet, usually just those who particularly know each other
Dude, check the goonmeet forum
Goonmeet by Maximillian July 2, 2003

Gooflection 

To re-consider something...with the help of a google search.
I thought that Monkees song was about a train to Clarkston. Upon gooflection, I realized the train went to Clarksville.
Gooflection by A. Finch November 17, 2011
Someone who is a goon and constantly makes awkward comments and goonish movements so his life is a goonfest. People still love him, but he is a goonfest.
Dude jack is such a goonfest
goonfest by yeeeyeee December 4, 2010

goonlets 

Child of an unhappy marriage whereupon the mother or father married the other because they were in the third place in their most contacted individuals on instagram. In this case the only benefits from the marriage were unlimited money, unlimited wifi and unlimited mansions.
Torvald's children are such goonlets as she only married Nora for unlimited money, unlimited wifi and unlimited mansions, only because she was the third @
goonlets by currymucher May 8, 2024
Child of an unhappy marriage whereupon the mother or father married the other because they were in the third place in their most contacted individuals on instagram. In this case the only benefits from the marriage were unlimited money, unlimited wifi and unlimited mansions.
Torvald's children are such goonlets as she only married Nora for unlimited money, unlimited wifi and unlimited mansions, only because she was the third @
goonlet by currymucher May 8, 2024
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