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A goombee is a creature who is described as greasy or slimy and usually shit brown in colour .They are human like in shape but tend to be tallest at 4ft . They are covered in nasty puss filled barnicles which pop when they are excited and they stank of rotten meat and pig semen. They tend to live in dark , cold places like under a bridge or in caves. In their homes they masturbate for warmth and feast upon human testicles which they hunt at rastle up under the moonlight from unsespecting senoir men. They are a close relative to the skwag.
Two senoir men at a table

"I was out hiking last night and I stumbled upon a goombee cave" said Joe
"Did they take your testicls?"said Bill
"Naw, they were too busy jakin it" laughed Joe
"Hahahahha they are always beating it" chuckled Bill
Goombee by M.W.P 9 July 28, 2013
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m'goodboy 

A subspecies of neckbeards and gentlesirs, a m'goodboy is a neet who lives with his mother and indulges in chicken tendies on the daily. a true intellectual, he accumulates his GBP by helping out his mummy and tyrone who visits occasionally. usually obese, a m'goodboy spends his time playing WOW and other MMORPG's. He can be dangerous if he is not fed his tendies, and if his piss jugs are left filled.
M'goodboy: Mummy, I want to trade my 100 GBP for some delicious tendies!
Mummy: Of course, such a m'goodboy. Want me to empty your piss jugs too?
M'goodboy: Yes I do mummy, such a splendid offer!
m'goodboy by Daisaku Kuze March 31, 2021
To describe something that's dirty (person or act).
You're such a goombaya.
That is such a goombaya thing to do.
Goombaya by overduemayo April 29, 2015

Goomba stomping

A term usually used in video games. The act of jumping on top of someone or something to kill/destroy it. Much like jumping on Goomba's in the Mario games.
Player1: Dude, I totally Goomba-stomped the guy at the bottom of the elevator shaft.
Admin: Goomba stomping is not allowed!
Goomba stomping by Hardcore Bob December 11, 2011

Goomba'd 

When one guy become mario and takes your girl that you wanted, he Goomba'd you.
Chris: Why don't you like Greg?
Alex: I liked a girl name Madison. But Greg came in and Goomba'd me and now they are together. Rest in spaghetti never forgetti
Goomba'd by saucyweiner December 12, 2016

GoodBoyHalo 

Angry boom boom boi. What the fans created the opposite of BadBoyHalo which is more muffiny. Absolutely a total madlad.
GoodBoyHalo is throwing shit at Jef's server again.
GoodBoyHalo by satwilite October 27, 2020