Goomba Stomp

A masochistic sex act that involves a man laying down and his sexual partner jumping up and stomping on his crotch with both feet like Mario stomping on a goomba.

I knew he was into S&M stuff, but I couldn't believe it when he asked me to goomba stomp him!

by MiniMega May 24, 2011

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

Goomba stomping

A term usually used in video games. The act of jumping on top of someone or something to kill/destroy it. Much like jumping on Goomba's in the Mario games.

Player1: Dude, I totally Goomba-stomped the guy at the bottom of the elevator shaft.
Admin: Goomba stomping is not allowed!

by Hardcore Bob December 11, 2011

goomba stamp

The mushroom print embedded in one's forehead left from a circumcised penis smashing down with brutal force. The magnitude of velocity leaves a goomba resembling impression.

I was teabagging Priscilla last night and after I busted on her sweet tits I gave her slutty ass a goomba stamp kid!

by Tha Wall November 28, 2006