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Goofy Grip

Male Masturbation Style

you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above
I cannot use the goofy grip as Jason's face would pop into my head!
Goofy Grip by gozorz January 19, 2009
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goopy grip

Generally used to refer to girls named Saadya, this terminology is used to describe a pussy that has both gorilla grip and a super soaker 9001 built in.
I didn't know Saadya had that goopy grip when I first met her, but I found out when she made me bust in 90 seconds.
goopy grip by forkis May 4, 2022

Goofygrape 

Oh wow Alicia you a such a goofygrape goofy grape goofygrape
Goofygrape by Oopy poop December 2, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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