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1: You get a sock (preferably a long soccer sock)

2: Take a large crap in the sock

3: Wet the sock down with fluids if it is not gooey

4: Swing the sock at someone

Note: If it works properly it should leave a large brown mark and make a splatter on the persons shirt

That is a Gooey Sanchez
"why did you swing that gooey sh*t at me man!"
by Ryguy Whits (thanks to M.W.) September 25, 2004
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