Golvt 

Golvt – pronunciation – Goal • vt

Golvt – noun – used as an alternative for the Meir of Israel

¬verb –1. to release the raven ventant of the Meir of Israel, the illusive JakeL. 2. to peak under someone’s frock

Adjective – 1. morbidly attractive. 2. obesely thin. 3. resembling the Meir of Israel

Go Golvt yourself!

He's pretty golvt for a white guy.

In Golvt we trust.

It's not what your golvt can do for you, but as for what you can do for your golvt.

All your golvt belong to us.

All golvts go to Heaven.

I'm on the higway to golvt.

Don't just pack it, wear your golvt.

Look before you golvt.

JakeL drives a golvt cart.

Golvt by Meir of Israel January 8, 2008

goldtop 

a can of cheap and delicious Busch beer

Stupid Person: Yo dude pass me a Busch

Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop

Stupid Person: Goldtop?

Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can

Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro

Smart Person: No, get your own shithead

goldtop by Olof Carmody June 9, 2008

goltling 

The act of kissing someone's ass while simultaneously performing a reach-around hand job on the recipient.

John was so determined to get the sale that he resorted to goltling to please the customer.

goltling by munkee_5 June 28, 2012

Golster 

a Golster is where administrative powers is given to someone who in turn removes the administrative abilities of all present that the abuser has the power to remove, including the giver of power.
After power is revoked the abuser removes the people that have had their administrative abilities revoked from hostile range.

In a Team Speak Server:
08:50:33 User1 grants User2 Channel Admin rights
08:50:41 User2 revokes User1 Channel Admin rights
08:50:42 User2 revokes User3 Channel Admin rights
08:50:43 User2 revokes User4 Channel Admin rights
08:50:48 User1 was kicked from channel Lounge by User2 ()
08:50:50 User3 was kicked from channel Lounge by User2 ()
08:50:52 User4 was kicked from channel Lounge by User2 ()

User2 has pulled a "Golster"

Golster by sereus January 18, 2008

Bobcat Goldthwait

Loud, vaguely drunk guy with a strange voice. Famous for his role as "Zed" in some of the Police Academy movies.

Man, what happened to Lil Jon???

Nah dude, that's Bobcat Goldthwait.

Bobcat Goldthwait by fanboy January 29, 2005

Golti crack

A person from Andhra Pradesh who is extremely stupid in an adorable way.

Vikram Naidu is my Golti Crack

Golti crack by bhavanna August 30, 2010

goleta 

A bedroom community adjacent to Santa Barbara, and surrounding UCSB and Isla Vista.

UCSB Student A: "Man, I got arrested last night"
UCSB Student B: "that's cuz GOLETA MAKES THE RULEZ"

goleta by Henry H. Howlzer January 9, 2008