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Gold Rush Alaska 

A boring but yet addictive show showing a group of rookie miners trying to make money by mining gold in Alaska. The main character is Jack Hoffman. He always seems to have enough money to last another week, but yet never gets paid by discovery channel. In season 1, the miners find a total of 15 ounces of gold and end up in debt. Season 2, the Quarts Creek group finds over 100 ounces but is still in debt. The funniest point in the show is when the Hoffman's discover that they didn't meet their 8 oz. quota again.

Will there be a season 3?
How much will discovery channel give them

this time?
Billy= Hey guys, how do those people on the show make money if they don't find any gold?

John= They get paid by discovery channel dude. They don't shit money out to pay for gas every day.

Your perfect life automatically becomes shit if you become an Gold Rush Alaska miner.
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Alaskan Gold Rush 

A delicate expression of love in which a male releases into a female's ear canal. Once the viscous ejaculate has solidified, the female party proceeds to remove the wad of hard cum and ear wax, resembling nuggets of gold on the white Alaskan tundra.
"Excuse me Chelsea? I can't hear very well because Bernard was kind enough to give me an Alaskan Gold Rush last evening, and I am waiting for it to dry."

Alaskan Gold Rush 

When someone is sleeping, you ejaculate in thier ear in the morning when they pick it out, the color is white and yellow.
I gave jeff martin an alaskan gold rush last night

Alaskan Goldrush

An Alaskan Goldrush is when a man urinates into a a person's asshole. For added effect, the person being pissed in should have explosive diahrea for an extra effect.

The person who was pissed in now craps out the piss along with his regular fecal matter. That part is where explosive diahrea can be used for an added effect.
Oh man I got drunk last night and made an Alaskan Goldrush with your sister.
Alaskan Goldrush by Jar Boy December 31, 2011
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022