Godwin High School

One of the best high schools in the state of Virginia, both athletically and academically. Those who bash on this school because of the "Hoes" and "Stoners" are only focusing on a minority of the population and have failed to research Godwin's scores and graduation rate. Godwin High School is home to one the most pleasant faculty/staff that you will ever come across. Mr. Nguyen is the face of the Eagles.

ex1: Deep Run Kid: chyeah dude, godwin is rank as hell brahhh
Everyone with a brain: Really, because I'm pretty sure Godwin High School has better scores than you even without the No-Fail Policy
Deep Run Kid: ... faggot

Godwin High School by asdfbeefandcorn March 14, 2011

Godwin High School

Godwin High School has it all:

1. Money- under this category falls the preps and the druggies who literally snort away their parent's income. These girls shop at Nordstrom's as much as I shop at Walmart. The guys here dress like hobos to pull off the perfect "stoner look" which goes hand in hand with their drug obsession.

2. Sluts- these girls are bangable... literally. Godwin will provide you with a large selection of services.. male or female ;). Highest STD rate in Henrico?!

3. Wanna be lesbians- penises are so last year, the new fad is girl on girl action and threesomes. Helllllll yeahhhhhh. Godwin ladies are ladies on the streets and freaks in the sheets if ya know what i mean. Virgins were so elementary school...

4. Alcoholics- they piss their money away when they break the seal every weekend after a great night of blacking out and "what the fuck happened."

i wouldn't be surprised if one of Godwin High School's students landed on 16 and pregnant or Teen Mom, but as long as they incorporate the latest designer baby bag and rock the new rock and republic maternity line they will be golden.

Godwin High School by pooppeepissshit January 26, 2011