Shoblin Goblins are mythical creatures that prey on the cereal supply in
people's houses. It is well known that their favorite meal is corn flakes. Although typically nocturnal, Shoblin Goblins have been known to occasionally camp outside Walmart Supercenters waiting for
people to exit with corn flakes in their shopping carts. Their primary form of attack is breaking into homes and rolling up to the foot of a
person's bed, before screaming "Gimmie all your corn flakes bitch" and flailing around. If a person makes eye contact with a Shoblin
Goblin at night, they enter a form of sleep paralysis and proceed to
shit and piss themselves at the same time. To make the situation worse, they have to powerlessly watch as the Shoblin
Goblin tears apart their pantries in search of corn flakes. Shoblin Goblins are short in stature, and relatively passive unless corn flakes are involved. Their voices are said to sound like Golem from lord of the rings but more congested. In the event that you are faced with a Shoblin
Goblin, it is important to remember to call your resident Shleeble warrior to come kill it.
