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A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

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"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

glurker by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

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Glupper

The substance that is made out of various substances found in the gutter.

The glupper was made out of leaves, water and feathers.

Glupper by mandeezygeezy January 27, 2011

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gurperneet

Only one person in the world has this name, I feel bad for her

Gurperneet, never heard such a dumbass thing in my life

gurperneet by Moterskirrrrt January 20, 2018

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glumper

It is a jumper with holes in the sleeves that act as gloves. I have pantented it so don't steal it.

a jumper with holes in it, like ralphs

glumper by Gui December 3, 2004

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Gourper

One who farts underwater in a pool and then eats and smells the bubbles

Joe a gourping addict always loves to go down to the pool and fill up on some nasty fart bubbles, he loves the taste cause he is a gourper!

Gourper by gingerhunter42 April 15, 2010

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gurper

someone who gives blow jobs alot gurp.

she's a gurper; she sucked up him over there and all his friends

gurper by xoxo aw October 19, 2010

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Glumpers

A group of 7 dwarfs which go and gang bang (have sex with) a hot girl.

"gimme that fucking ass" exclaimed one of the glumpers

Glumpers by Gaugamela July 26, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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