glurker 

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

glurker by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

Glupper 

The substance that is made out of various substances found in the gutter.

The glupper was made out of leaves, water and feathers.

Glupper by mandeezygeezy January 27, 2011

gurperneet

Only one person in the world has this name, I feel bad for her

Gurperneet, never heard such a dumbass thing in my life

gurperneet by Moterskirrrrt January 20, 2018

glumper 

It is a jumper with holes in the sleeves that act as gloves. I have pantented it so don't steal it.

a jumper with holes in it, like ralphs

glumper by Gui December 3, 2004

Gourper 

One who farts underwater in a pool and then eats and smells the bubbles

Joe a gourping addict always loves to go down to the pool and fill up on some nasty fart bubbles, he loves the taste cause he is a gourper!

Gourper by gingerhunter42 April 15, 2010

gurper 

someone who gives blow jobs alot gurp.

she's a gurper; she sucked up him over there and all his friends

gurper by xoxo aw October 19, 2010

Glumpers 

A group of 7 dwarfs which go and gang bang (have sex with) a hot girl.

"gimme that fucking ass" exclaimed one of the glumpers

Glumpers by Gaugamela July 26, 2016