Nick - Damn that ass is gimoungass!

Max - Hell to the friggin yeah!

Sydney - Why do I hang out with you?

Julia - Cuz we're damn desperate!

Logan - Whats going on?

Jack - Me and Drew were just spooning on the couch with my warm computer on our faces.

Drew - It felt so good! I didn't want it to end!

Dennis - EWWWWWW!

Scott - You guys are fucking messed up in the head!

Paulie - What? I do it!

Marcia - No one's supposed to know Paulie!

Lori - I don't know the words to this song!

Dennis - No one gives a shit Lori!!!!

Carolyn - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love this shit!

Scott - I'm going to slit Dennis's throat!