Gideot 

An English upper-class white male with no intelligence, but lots of rich friends, a cocaine habit and very high opinion of himself

My new boss has been telling me how to do my job, even though he doesn't know what I do and he's off his face on coke again. He's a total Gideot.

Gideot by NannyOgg March 13, 2015

gidiot

A good kind of idiot

An idiot but not in a bad dusty way

Those guys are a bunch of gidiots!

Zac is such a gidiot!

gidiot by dinosaurguy98 October 20, 2020

Gideon

I literally love Gideonz if you find a Gideon keep him, Gideons are the funniest sweetest, most loving guys you’ll ever meet. They’re sensitive and won’t do anything to hurt you

Person 1: yo you see That perfect guy over there?
Person 2: yeah he must be a Gideon

Gideon by Chicken_nuggies August 30, 2020

The Squatting Gideon 

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.

James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.

The Squatting Gideon by stlcards2life April 13, 2012

Gideon

A manly man. A total "Clint Eastwood" type. He loves the outdoors and is a risk taker! He is also not afraid of anything. He fights and kills two grizzly bears a year and he once lived with a pack of wolves for 6 months. He is ruggedly handsome and has an All-American chiseled jaw. He has a few scars on his face from all of the fights he's gotten into protecting and defending those he cares about. (Don't worry, it doesn't take away from his superb good looks, in fact it adds to it.)

Gideon is not afraid to speak his mind and is not afraid to get into fights, especially when it comes to defending the honor of his lady. Gideon is a great guy to have a relationship with but he travels a lot, so it may get hard. But he is totally worth it! He has high morals and values but that won't stop him from having a good time. Gideon is the life of the PARTY!

Gideon can sometimes come across as aggressive but he is just being honest--he does not lie. If you need advice, he's the man to go to. He won't beat around the bush. He will tell you exactly what he thinks even if it hurts your feelings. And if it hurts you're feelings he'll say "Hey little girl! I don't like cherry. It upsets my stomach! Yee Yee!"

Gideon is a good man who will make you laugh, make you smile, and make you bleed (if you cross him) But if you are on his good side, NEVER let him go! (unless he physically pushes your face away from him)

Luke: "Did you see that man in the woods save that woman by killing the grizzly bear with his bear hands?"
Garrett: "Yeah bro, I did! That guy was a complete Gideon bad ass!"

Gideon by LadyNicole February 4, 2013

Gideon

A crazy boy that can be annoying at times but he understands that he is getting on your nerves. He loves video games and has a very good photographic memory. He is very shy in public but very excitable at home. Has a very good singing voice. So love Gideon and be greatful for him.

His sister: You know Gideon you drive me crazy but I love you little bro.
Gideon: *thumbs up*

Gideon by Emerald Star November 25, 2020

gideon

An imagined scenario that is played out elaborately in one's head, or created verbally with friends, usually regarding scenarios that will never happen in real life.

Lexi: I had a gideon the other day about what I would do if I saw Julia at work.
Cristine :Oh, what!?
Lexi: I'm walking towards her and I start shaking my head. I say, "I can't believe you still work here". Then I grab her by the collar and push her against a brick wall , like an 80's high school movie. Everyone around me starts shouting, " punch her, punch her!". Instead I spit on her shoe, and say, "Get the hell out."
Christine: Oh my gosh thats so good! And then Julia starts crying as you're walking away!
Lexi: Yeah, and then kids start shoving her in the shoulder as they walk by her!
Christine: Then poop starts leaking down her pants
Lexi: Yeah, like she's in some constant state of diarrhea
Christine: Yeah, poopin her pants in front of everyone
Lexi: Then the janitor walks by her and throws up
Sarah: In her hair!

Sam: What's a gideon?
Sara: Oh you know, when you like act out a whole story in your head of something that would happen, even if it would never actually happen

gideon by Misslovelylovely May 28, 2019