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The art of being ganster, and or a goon. Or you could just be Nick Pipes or Chris Cutlip.
Nick: What are you doing today?

Chris: Prolly going to pick up some hoes.

Nick: Dude, that's fuckin' Gtastic.

Ghettoticity

Ghettoticity (aka GhettoIQ) is a double value that ranges from 1 to 10 that represents how ghetto every individual is; 10 being the ghetto of the ghetto.

Everyone is born with a ghettoticity; usually around 5. Attributes such as race, religion, income, and education will create severe fluctuations to this number.
Current stats based off of US population below:

Mean: 6
Mode: 5
Median: 7
OMG you see that girl crotch catching, dang she ghetto as hell, I'll give her a ghettoticity of 9.68!

Man, that boy so white, he going to church every Sunday. He won't even eat fried chicken or drink grape soda...he got a ghettoticity of 3.32

ghetticure 

A pedicure or manicure where one paints over existing chipped nail polish before going to a special event. Usually done after shaving legs in sink. Etymology: ghett(o)- (man)icure/(ped)icure
I wanted to wear my peeptoe pumps to the partay, but my toenail polish was chipped & peeled. So I gave myself a ghetticure.
ghetticure by 208REgirl October 15, 2008

Gaytastic 

Contrary to what the stereotype would be, it means "awesome/incredibly cool." The opposite of the Hilary Duff ad campaign. Instead of getting rid of saying "that's gay," let's just make it a good thing. Yay equality!
Whoa! That's Gaytastic man!
Gaytastic by NerdAlert965 January 15, 2011

geektastic 

Someone/something that is both geeky and fantastic.
"Those new sneakers of yours are totally geektastic!"

"That cute guy in the glasses is very geektastic."
geektastic by ilikeyourshoes April 30, 2005

Ghetticulous 

-Having ridiculous amount of ghetto
-Exceeding the limits of what is white
-Hugh Hefner
whoa shit! Did you see those ghetticulous 32's?
Ghetticulous by PatKz January 1, 2009