Ghawn

To appear then disappear, then re-appear, then re-disappear without anybody knowing the better of it, but everyone being better for it.

Not to be confused with the term 'gone'.

Many of the conversations that use this term are usually prefaced with a general clarification question like..."was that real?"....or..."can I get some verification on this one?"

Confused guy says - "Hey you there?"
Response - "No, I'm ghawn"
Confused guy says - "But you're still here?"
Response - "I'm here, then I'm ghawn." (said while waving your hand in front of your face side to side rapidly, and with your fingers just reaching eye level.)

Ghawn by Ferrgon July 27, 2009

Pull a Ghandi 

To have completely unexpected, over-the-top violent reaction.

This stems from the Civilization series: All NPCs were given an aggression multiplier of 0-10, Ghandi’s of course, being 0. One of the traits reduced the aggression multiplier of NPC’s by 1, making 10 become 9, 3 become 2 and so on. Unluckily for the rest of the world, 0 is the smallest number in an unsigned byte, causing peaceful ol’ Ghandi to have an aggression multiplier of 255, resulting in much raping, pillaging and nuking of allies.

Joe So what's happening in the news today?
Steve North Korea's still trying to pull a Ghandi.

In a StoryI was down at the bar with Joe last night and we were both about four drinks deep into our guy's night out when some fucking klutz comes up behind him and spills his beer all over Joe's new shirt.
Joe's not too upset though, cuz it's just beer and this is Joe we're talking about, but the douchebag who got 'im covered in Guinness starts acting like it's Joe's fault! Tells all his buddies he's gonna beat Joe up, actin' tough.
Well, Joe just pulls a Ghandi on him. Broke his nose with that first punch and I don't think I've ever seen a man fly as far as our new bleeding friend did when he went out that window. The sound he made when the table followed him was pretty funny though.

Pull a Ghandi by Tsarin March 30, 2013

ghandicapped

When somebody attempts to sound philosophical but instead makes themselves appear mentally handicapped in the process

Friend: Jaden Smiths tweets are so insightful!

Me: No you retard he's Ghandicapped

ghandicapped by BeardlessBeard June 25, 2014

ghandi's revenge 

The morning after results of a very spicy curry (suggestion = put your toilet rolls in the fridge for the next day) see rusty water and ring sting

John had severe ghandi's revenge the day after his curry munching.

ghandi's revenge by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Ghana 

Country in West Africa,Where You will find the most gorgeous ,intelligent ,sexy,hardworking concerntration of dark skinned beauties .This country has the most amazing women on earth.Hidden and protected ,raised as intelligent ,sexy genuine women.Only the righteous know about these precious gems!

Hi Mom,I met a beauty yesterday
Mom : Really ,please tell me she is from Ghana?
Me: Wow mom ,How did you know,she is just spectacular ,amazing !
Mom: Thats So great ,i know You Just met her,but please do what u have to do to keep her,i want my grandkids from her.Do what it takes.Wooo her,finesse her.
Me: ok mom

Mom:boi I ain't playing with you,I've sat through all your rachets,You better not blow this!
Me :k mom

Mom:I'm dead serious ....
Me :k mom I'll talk to you later..love yuh
Mom:hello ,hello,hello

Ghana by Natural Mystic Flow December 9, 2016

Foxx kemm ghandek 

Maltese for "fuck you"

Beppe Foxx kemm ghandek

Foxx kemm ghandek by Dronzi May 20, 2021

Ghandopoly

A type of board game that educates you on how to look after your health. It influences people on Ghandi's teachings and is loosely based on Monopoly.

I am going to play Ghandopoly today.

Ghandopoly by G.Handi January 2, 2012