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Gerbil Shot

A Gerbil Shot is when one bends the shaft of a 1.75 of vodka (plastic bottle only) to a 90 degree angle. Once this has been completed the person who bent the bottle flips the bottle upside down into another persons mouth (The Gerbil) while the person receiving the vodka holds their hand up with their wrists bent as if they were a gerbil. The one receiving the Gerbil Shot guzzles as much vodka (Karkov) out as possible. This is commonly confused with a mild case of cerebral palsy but is generally known as a Gerbil Shot.
Sally: Hi Honey how was work?
Jermaine: It was a rough day I lost three clients.
Sally: Well I have just the thing to cheer you up!
Jermaine: What might that be?
Sally: A Gerbil Shot!
Jermaine: Now I remember why I married you!
Gerbil Shot by Steve Ke September 24, 2007
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Gerbil Shot

Gerbil Shot:
This is when one who may be diagnosed with autisim takes a plastic alchohol bottle (karkov) and bends the plastic top at a 90 degree angle. Then next step is to have a friend or oneself flip the 1.75 of vodka upside down into his or hers mouth with the one who is recieveing the gerbil shot puts ones hands up with the flick of a wrist and keep the wrist bent as if they are a gerbil. The point is to guzzle as many gerbil shots as possible out of the bottle. It is also optional for the one recieving the shot to act as if they are running on their gerbil wheel before recieving.
Oh my gosh I could totally go for a gerbil shot. I heard a rumor that Gerbil shots can cure AIDS. Lets take em!
Gerbil Shot by Steve Keane September 25, 2007

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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