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A place near Narnia where you go after you die or decide to abandon the world. People there remain inmortal and are blessed with devine perfection. Only some can enter... CONS: flying pandas, raining men, raining whores (unusual), inmortality, devine perfection, drugs, alcohol, and more... CONTRAS: possibility of getting raped by floggers, unknown species similar to JB, lots and lots of squirrel eagles that eat your soul, and others.
How to get there: south from heaven, take a right turn to the left of the north, then cross the flower of the dolphin that will eat flying gnomes.

-The harcore mother fucker entered Geaven. It was so beautiful but I couldnt enter because I was wearing flourescent blue pants. (all colored pants are banned from Geaven)

Mefis: OMG! Did you hear? Lisa went to Geaven!
Nicky: Oh shit.. Im so jelaous...
Mefis: Ik! Go kill yourself............ JK, JK

Geaven by 1800devinesouls February 3, 2012

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geavanst

Being fucked in the ass by an organization you pay a monthly contribution to.

I have been geavanst again maybe i should stop paying tuition.

geavanst by geavanst4you November 18, 2021

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Hoiven-Glaven

Phrase Used by Professor Frink in the Simpsons

This was project HOIVEN-GLAVIN!!

Hoiven-Glaven by AWEZOME September 30, 2003

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Glaven!

Some crazy word made up by some crazy guy named Proffeser John Frink who will make you think most probably he uses it in place of a swear word.

Some guy: I killa you!
(he hits Frink with a bat)
Frink: With all the pain and the hurting and the crying to mummy. MM... GLAVEN!

Glaven! by Scurvy Sea Dog May 8, 2005

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Gravenade

An act in the hit Xbox 360 game Halo: when one is being killed, and throws grenades at the attacker before being killed, resulting in the attacker's death as well as yours. a combination of death from the grave by grenade.

Wife: "get off halo right now and have sex with me!"

Husband: "not now babe..I just got gravenaded and I'm gettin' some fucking revenge."

Gravenade by baconbits231 August 8, 2010

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Gaven

Gaven is a sexy man with gorgeous eyes and wild hair. Shy when it comes to girls but the best boyfriend a girl could have. Gets emotional after a breakup and puts emotions first in a lot of situations.

A gold medal in kissing, Gaven try's to be his best while in a realationship and is kind to his fellow peers. A great runner who has the stupidity to run until about to pass out. Very defensive when negative things are said about his girl. Will stick up for people who are in the lower ranks of popularity if being treated badly and makes sure everyone has a freind.

Samantha - " Oh my god, have you seen that new guy at school?"

Sarah - " Yeah his name is Gaven isn't he so nice, I wish he was my boyfriend ."

Gaven by Dhdhhahxjvjdjsv November 6, 2017

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Geeven

To give away the ending of something, as in a movie or a TV show.

I don't want to geeven Harry Potter for you guys, so I won't tell you what happened, but it was totally awesome.

Geeven by John S Holmes September 3, 2005

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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