Geaven 

A place near Narnia where you go after you die or decide to abandon the world. People there remain inmortal and are blessed with devine perfection. Only some can enter... CONS: flying pandas, raining men, raining whores (unusual), inmortality, devine perfection, drugs, alcohol, and more... CONTRAS: possibility of getting raped by floggers, unknown species similar to JB, lots and lots of squirrel eagles that eat your soul, and others.
How to get there: south from heaven, take a right turn to the left of the north, then cross the flower of the dolphin that will eat flying gnomes.

-The harcore mother fucker entered Geaven. It was so beautiful but I couldnt enter because I was wearing flourescent blue pants. (all colored pants are banned from Geaven)

Mefis: OMG! Did you hear? Lisa went to Geaven!
Nicky: Oh shit.. Im so jelaous...
Mefis: Ik! Go kill yourself............ JK, JK

Geaven by 1800devinesouls February 3, 2012

geavanst 

Being fucked in the ass by an organization you pay a monthly contribution to.

I have been geavanst again maybe i should stop paying tuition.

geavanst by geavanst4you November 18, 2021

Hoiven-Glaven 

Phrase Used by Professor Frink in the Simpsons

This was project HOIVEN-GLAVIN!!

Hoiven-Glaven by AWEZOME September 30, 2003

Glaven! 

Some crazy word made up by some crazy guy named Proffeser John Frink who will make you think most probably he uses it in place of a swear word.

Some guy: I killa you!
(he hits Frink with a bat)
Frink: With all the pain and the hurting and the crying to mummy. MM... GLAVEN!

Glaven! by Scurvy Sea Dog May 8, 2005

Gravenade 

An act in the hit Xbox 360 game Halo: when one is being killed, and throws grenades at the attacker before being killed, resulting in the attacker's death as well as yours. a combination of death from the grave by grenade.

Wife: "get off halo right now and have sex with me!"

Husband: "not now babe..I just got gravenaded and I'm gettin' some fucking revenge."

Gravenade by baconbits231 August 8, 2010

Gaven 

Gaven is a sexy man with gorgeous eyes and wild hair. Shy when it comes to girls but the best boyfriend a girl could have. Gets emotional after a breakup and puts emotions first in a lot of situations.

A gold medal in kissing, Gaven try's to be his best while in a realationship and is kind to his fellow peers. A great runner who has the stupidity to run until about to pass out. Very defensive when negative things are said about his girl. Will stick up for people who are in the lower ranks of popularity if being treated badly and makes sure everyone has a freind.

Samantha - " Oh my god, have you seen that new guy at school?"

Sarah - " Yeah his name is Gaven isn't he so nice, I wish he was my boyfriend ."

Gaven by Dhdhhahxjvjdjsv November 6, 2017

Geeven 

To give away the ending of something, as in a movie or a TV show.

I don't want to geeven Harry Potter for you guys, so I won't tell you what happened, but it was totally awesome.

Geeven by John S Holmes September 3, 2005