Gazebu

A company or institution that is rarely honest with the public.

From the word Zebu meaning lies, deception, bullshit which is derived from practice of some UK pubs and restaurants to pass off tough Brazilian zebu meat as bargain-priced “British” steaks.

Ryanair - the UK's least favourite budget airline - is a classic gazebu.

Though they often advertise 'free' flights within Europe, there are several hidden costs that only become apparent as you embark on the booking process such as; charges for check-in, baggage, boarding and babies (you may travel free but your infant costs £20)...
So, ultimately, their claim to offer free flights is complete and utter zebu.

Gazebu by Redvers21 October 14, 2009

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Gazebos

“Gazebos” is a term from the movie “IT” of 2017 when one of the characters by the name of Eddie misplaced the original word “placebos”. Placebos actually means a treatment with no therapeutic effect, and he referenced it while he was arguing with his mother. He basically meant that the pills he was taking were pointless and did not help his state of health whatsoever.

“They’re gazebos... they’re bullshit!!” as said by Eddie in the movie “IT”

Gazebos by salted.lemons October 12, 2017