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Gaysball 

A game involving a ball, a bat, gloves, and a field that is divided into an outfield, and and infield with basses. It is very closely related to the games of baseball or softball, except played by teams consisting of all gay, lesbian, and trans-gendered players.
example 1

person 1: Dude, lets go pick up some girls today!

person 2: Nah man I can't. I've got a gaysball game to go play.

example 2

Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: Oh my gaysball team threw a fund raiser. We played pin the cockring on the dildo!
Gaysball by tgoodman August 1, 2009
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when your sitting on your ass and you have to apply great physical pressure to really have that fart out and its a disapointing small bubble of fart air.
I was sitting with Jessica at the movies and I had tacos for dinner so tossed out plenty of gasballs all through the movie.
gasball by chriscyrs January 6, 2009

gayballs 

When something is very disappointing and or sucks ass.
Waiting in line to pay a traffic fine is Gayballs!
gayballs by Coward98 April 17, 2020
A game where you try to get a small ball into the opposing team's goal by sitting on it and carrying it in the grasp of your buttcheeks.
gayball will soon be part of the olympics.
gayball by PaulJar the Pornostar November 17, 2003

Gayballer 

One who exhibits gay pride. The act of being gay. Not just "in the closet" gay but has to display a very flamboyant gayness that is normally seen at gayday parades or on "Will and Grace". A gayballer is also very promiscuous and will take it anywhere, anytime and from anyone.
Southwest Airlines executive:
"Male fight attendents are typically guilty of gayballing in that they all fuck each other from city to city in these mass gayballer slamfest orgies"
Gayballer by Joe Smith November 18, 2003

gayballsexhaver38 

real fucker that ever graced social media
Person 1: Have you seen gayballsexhaver38 new post on IG shit fire on jah
Person: 2: Of course! I thought he looked really sexy on the fourth slide
The description of basketball by people who aren't black and seven foot tall.
Edward:"So then jamel, you off to play gayball?"

Jamel:"Gayball?"
Gayball by bp garage October 18, 2008
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